Don't Mess With China
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Getting Along
Fundamentalist Muslims and Americans just need to spend some time together.
Take No Chances
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Good Ol' Days
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.
No Patience
With aging comes a loss of patience.
The Truth About Kids
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
Michael Jackson's Kids
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
Ask A Republican w/ Conservative Rep. Martin!
Richard Martin (R-Ohio) Campaign Ad - I Believe